Total Medals Earned: 267 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,715 Points
Medals Earned: 15/23 (175/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more aggressive problem solver.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/500 points)
Use bullet time for 120 seconds
Use frozen grenade to froze yourself!
Die 10 times
Reload your weapons 100 times!
Collect 5000 coins
Shoot 2000 bullets
Loot 100 wardrobes
Blast 20 enemies with bazooka
Collect 15000 coins
Destroy first boss with only 20 health lost!
Research all attachments
Research all additional weapons
Slash 50 enemies
Chainsaw 15 hostiles
Throw 10 grenades
Upgrade one of your special ability to maximum
Complete the game without dying
Complete the game on any difficulty
Hack 30 computers
Kill 150 hostiles
Finish one level without shooting
Complete the game on Hardcore difficulty
Research all items in the game
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Get someone naked!
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!